smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
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I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
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I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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