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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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