...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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