So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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