dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
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