like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
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I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
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Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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