Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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