i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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