Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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