this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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