I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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