Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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