She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
