Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
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Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
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Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize