so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
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I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
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also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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