I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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