Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
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If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
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This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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