Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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