the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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