So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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