I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
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You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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