i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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