I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Help. Why am I so naked?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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