My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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