but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
