well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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