i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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