Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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