it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
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Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
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Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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