Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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