I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
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Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
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I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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