Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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