Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
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Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
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The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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