I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
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When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
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I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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