I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
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All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
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I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
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