Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
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Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
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If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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