who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
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This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
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Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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