Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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