you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
My vagina is very pro this idea
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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