I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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