They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
not ubering you a puppy
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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