All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
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she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
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Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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