She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
The best revenge is premature balding
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
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