YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
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HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
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I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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