Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
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Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
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WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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