Swine flu. Run for my life!
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
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just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
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Vodka?
Forever.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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