i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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