shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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