I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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