we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
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I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
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I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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