i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
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i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
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third nipple confirmed
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
My feet surprised me
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